STAFF

Welcome to the motley crew we somehow convinced to work here.

These are the guys we hired straight out of prison. No, we don’t offer therapy. Yes, we do have a lawyer on retainer.

Alfonso

Shoutout to our boy Alfonso, the absolute legend who made it through orientation without stabbing anyone (a new personal record). He’s the muscle, the vibe, and the reason we now have a “no shivs in the control room” policy. Thanks for not turning the studio into a scene from Oz, king.

Uncle Dave

And let’s not forget the grand architect of chaos himself: Uncle Dave. This wise-cracking old-timer has been around since the first pickup truck rolled off the line and still complains about it like it was yesterday. We built the entire studio in a creepy cabin in the woods just so we could name it after him (because nothing says “professional radio” like a horror-movie origin story). Dave is what happens when you give a troublemaker a microphone and zero adult supervision. He’ll take the simplest idea — “let’s do a 3-minute segment” — and somehow turn it into a 45-minute disaster involving fireworks, questionable tax advice, and at least one missing intern. Don’t let the sweet “Uncle” name fool you. This man is a walking OSHA violation with a folksy accent.

The Rest of the Circus

Together we created a crappy show (plus whoever else we can bribe or blackmail into showing up) are the heart, soul, and pending lawsuits of Evening Zoo in the Country. Come for the radio. Stay because we’re scared to fire them.

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